Travel Quote

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“[Another] family viewed maps as innocuous wall hangings … My parents saw maps as suggestions.”

–Wendy Dale, Avoiding Prison and other Notable Vacation Goals

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Avoiding Good Decisions and other Vacation Goals

Book Review of the Travel Book:  Avoiding Prison & Other Noble Vacation Goals by Wendy Dale.

Bless her heart.

Young single woman goes abroad “seeking adventure” because her life is boring.  She then meets a Kuwaiti guy in an airport hotel.  You see, the Costa Rican authorities have his passport, and he has been stranded waiting for a wire transfer from his mom in order to get the money for a Visa.  Of course he can’t have the money wired in his own name.  Another person was supposed to help, but she stole his money.  What would you do?  Of course, you would start sleeping with him!  Then you would spend weeks helping him out.  Then a few weeks later the police would haul him off and you would find out that he was a big liar, he was from Trinidad in the country illegally, and he was a con man.  Really?  Who would’ve figured that out?

On your next trip to Costa Rica, you would go to jail visiting hours while your friend visited her boyfriend.  Then you would meet a prisoner.  Then you would go back to visit him.  Again and again.  Then you would fall in love.  Then you would sell everything you own and move to Costa Rica.  Then you would have conjugal visits with him in jail.  Then you would spend months trying to get his name cleared.  Then you would jump bail and flee across the border to Panama.  Then you would move to Columbia (his home country) where you would find out that two of his family members are in jail overseas for being drug mules.  Then you would find out that your boyfriend had been a drug mule before.  Then (after you have run through all your savings) you go back to the U.S.A. briefly, and when you call your boyfriend, you find out he is at the airport, leaving on a drug drop off to Europe.  (“Now that he was deprived of my influence, I worried about what he could get himself mixed up in.”) Continue reading

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King of the Urinals

I found an unsent postcard today.  It has 23 cents in stamps on it, which means it was written between 2002 and 2005.

“I realized today that I am magic.  When I walked out of the men’s room at the Atlanta Airport, the urinals flushed in unison as if to thank me for stopping by.”

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Evening in Esperanza

Spend an evening with me on the rooftop of a guest house in the small town of Esperanza, on the north shore of the island of Vieques.

There are birds and crickets.  Frogs and dogs.  Bark left. Bark center. Bark right.  Insects in surround sound.  Car enters right, exits left.  Couple fights in English in car parked on the street, angry words through open windows.  Man walks by.  Crumbling sounds of the roadway underneath a kid on a tricycle.  Far away a plane or a boat, a distant rumble.  And the chirps go on.  In silence, there is noise.

Salsa music from an open window.  No, it approaches–coming not from a home but from a car.  Doppler effect salsa fades away.  Moped in distance gets nearer.  Like a speedboat stirring up waves, the moped stirs up barking dogs.  And like the silent sea left behind, the dogs quiet.  But the dog to the left still hasn’t shut the hell up.

Rooftop view, Esperanza, Vieques with the sea in the distance

 

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We Only Notice You When You’re Gone

At the beach in San Juan, our sunbathing was supervised by the concrete carcass of a one-time hotel.

Beach at Condado in San Juan: Notice the Abandoned Building Draped in Blue

And there were a few other abandoned buildings in the area, some small restaurants and some high-rise structures.  The city tried to cover up these buildings with 10 story “billboards” showing pictures of cool things to do in Puerto Rico, as if we would never be able to tell there was an abandoned building.  (“Wow, Myrtle!  It seems like there may have been an old building here at one time, but all I can see is that banner with a picture of the beach on it.”).  But the wind and sun had taken their toll, and now corners of the banners sagged or flapped in the breeze.

I wondered why these buildings were vacant and how long they had been abandoned.  Why on such a beautiful beach were these carcasses rotting away?  But then I read a story about a trip to Beirut in a book by Wendy Dale.  In Beirut, she, as a traveler, focused on the abandoned and bombed-out buildings, left to die.  But the locals see what is between–all the activity in the occupied buildings–the restaurants, the bars.

Abandoned building in Houston (there is another one in the background even uglier than this one) - photo: rutlo

I thought about it some more.  In downtown Houston, there are two ugly abandoned skyscrapers.  From the right viewpoint, it would seem as if the city was disintegrating.  But, I do not see these buildings anymore.  I see what is active.  When I drive in Houston, I notice the restaurants and the nail salons and the shops.  I don’t notice the “FOR RENT” signs in the vacant storefront next door.

Yet, walking along the main drag in Condado, San Juan’s hotel and beach neighborhood, I noticed all the empty storefronts (even though they were outnumbered by the occupied ones).  Owners come and go.  Hotels go bankrupt, shops close, condos turn to apartments, turn to dust.  This is true everywhere, why does it impact me more on vacation.  Why did I feel that San Juan was crumbling about me, even though it clearly wasn’t (as the $250 rate at the Marriott indicated).

It is interesting that on a vacation, when our glass would presumably be half full, that we notice the 1/4 empty instead of the 3/4 full.

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Step by Step Guide to El Yunque

Here’s a step-by-step guide to spending a few hours in El Yunque National Forest near San Juan, Puerto Rico.  I talked about visitor tips (getting to El Yunque, eating in El Yunque) in a previous post.

Cascada la Coca / La Coca Falls

The official Forest Service website (http://www.fs.usda.gov/elyunque) has lots of information, but it’s almost too much to easily sift through.  For example, each hiking trail has it’s own information page.  I’ve digested our experience here.

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Visiting El Yunque: The Only Rainforest in the National Park System

View from Yokahu Tower, El Yunque

On my fourth trip to San Juan, Puerto Rico, I figured it was time to visit El Yunque National Forest–the only rainforest in the national park service.  I always thought it was expensive and difficult to visit.  But it’s extremely easy.  People sell tours to El Yunque.  You don’t need one.  Here are some of the basics about a visit to El Yunque.

It’s less than 45 minutes to drive to El Yunque from San Juan.  If you pick up a one-day rental car for $50, you will save the money you would have spent on the tour.  Make a friend at your hotel and share the cost if you really want to save.  For the quickest access from San Juan, be sure your car has a toll pass so you can use the freeway.

You will make several stops on the way through the park, so a car is useful.  However, parking is limited (this is a National Forest, not a shopping mall).  We arrived early (around 11am) on a weekday in off season.  By the time we left, the parking lots were filling up around the major stops.  Get out of bed and get there early.

OFFICIAL EL YUNQUE WEBSITE:  http://www.fs.usda.gov/elyunque/  There is almost too much information to sort through, so I wrote my own highlights: Continue reading

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Epicenter: Portsmouth

To celebrate the end of the world, here is a story I wrote years ago.

Portsmouth photo: Credit: dok1, flickr

I know something you don’t.

The world will end soon.  I know, as I sit here in my pink housecoat on the porch of my small home here in Portsmouth, Ohio.  The world will end soon, and it all starts in Portsmouth.  Do not doubt me.  You do not live here.  You have not seen the signs I have seen.

I had never noticed billboards until recently.  Nor did I ever view billboards as societal barometers.  Now I see that the billboards are indicative of changing times. The Red Cross has been buying up billboards. “We’ll be there,” the billboards predict. Sounds prescient to me.  And now there are more billboards for hospitals than car dealerships. This means something.

I put my Chevy up for sale today in preparation for whatever will come next. Better sell the car while someone will still be around to buy it.  I know this is best.

Credit: Alejandro Hernandez, flickr

The noise from the children in the playground catty-corner from me grows everyday. I used to relax out on the porch with my husband,  Nowadays, those sh** spawn of Satan sit on those shapeless bouncing things and scream, scream, scream.  I believe the increase in screaming is another indicator that this is the chosen spot.

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Lion Attacks and Safaris

Travel Book Review:  Man Eaters Motel (and other stops on the railway to nowhere:  an East African Traveler’s Nightbook) by Denis Boyles (1991)

I love reading books about Africa (see previous review).  I know better than to think the whole continent is the same, but the history is fascinating.  Colonialism.  Exported slave labor.  Imported Indian labor.  Wars for independence.  Civil wars.  Malaria.  Lion attacks.  A lot has happened there.

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A Few Bad Meals

A suspicious AmsterdamDonut

I fear eating in popular tourist cities.  I feel I will have a bad meal at an expensive price.  I feel they will charge me for things like napkins and table water.  Basically, I feel like I will be ripped off.  I feel this way in New York, London, Paris, Venice, and wherever horse drawn carriages line up for tourists, like central Vienna.

This fear started on my first visit to Amsterdam.  The back streets were lined with touts on the curbs inviting you into their greasy spoon dives for suspicious falafel.  How old the falafel was, I do not know.  But I ate it anyway.  Later, I tried a delicious looking donut from a store window.  It’s Barbie-pink frosting called to me, Continue reading

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